Just Alicia

If I were a man and I could grow a beard, I would totally grow a beard. Instantly. Every guy who doesn’t have a beard either can’t grow a beard, or is trying to impress the ladehs. If I were a man, I would care way more about facial hair than ladehs. I would be like, fuck bitches, get a beard. I think I was going to say something more relevant, but beards drove it from my mind. That’s the power of beards.